Blowing The Whistle On Golf’s Little White Lies…
At last…Someone’s REALLY keeping score.
Put The Club Down & Step Away From The Ball
Welcome to the Golf Integrity & Accountability Enforcement Bureau (AKA The Golf Police)
… When A-NUFF-IS-A-NUFF!
Dear GOLF Friends…
You’ve come to the right place and we’re really glad you’re here, to bring justice to the game you love and penalties to peers.
Because every now and then, between the tee box and the pin…
Things occur that don’t add up…And suspicion can seep in.
So, if you’re noticing any unusually suspicious activity…
Even amongst your friends—Especially amongst your friends!
Perhaps…
• A Foot Wedge saved another par.
• A Better Lie?
• A Generous Score?
• A Breakfast Ball became a birdie?
• A “Gimme” that stretched just a little too far?
If something doesn’t seem quite right,
Then put your mind at ease…
STOP AND HESITATE NO MORE!
INVOLVE THE GOLF POLICE
SEND A TICKET
SEND A MESSAGE
JUSTICE IS SERVED
[ BIG SEND TICKET BUTTON ]
… And REMEMBER—You’re NOT a Snitch!
You’re simply helping preserve the honour and integrity of this ancient game…
You’re merely, blowing the Whistle on Golf’s Little White Lies.
Have Fun. Be Kind. Love Golf.
Golf Quote (Sad But True): “There is only one thing more annoying than someone who thinks they can play golf better than everyone else…It’s someone who actually CAN.”
Golf has always been a game of honour.
Unfortunately, every now and then, someone—and you know who they are—takes a little more than their fair share of the Golf Glory.
Golf Glory?
Let’s be honest…
It Ain’t gonna happen at this level.
Most of us are just trying to win a game or even the score… or maybe just a little bit more……and keep the golf cart OUT of the RHUBARB…
AND, on a really bad day…OUT OF THE POND.
And every now and then…
…is it really too much to ask for?
A better lie to play that’s swell?
A generous score to show and tell?
A forgotten penalty?
A par-saving gimme you’d surely trust?
BUT…
Sooner or later…
A-NUFF is A-NUFF.
SO…
If something doesn’t quite add up…
If you have that nagging feeling something is just not right—Hesitate NO more.
SEND A TICKET
SEND A MESSAGE!
TELL US WHAT HAPPENED!
REMEMBER, You’re NOT a Snitch!
You’re simply helping preserve the honour and integrity of this ancient game.
You’re merely blowing the whistle on golf’s little white lies.